We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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