Who wears a wallet chain?!
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He has the fingertips of a God
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