I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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