I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
