Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Randomize
