I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
It's shark week go big or go home
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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