Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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