Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Randomize
