I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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