I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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