Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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