He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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