Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
barbara walters just said penis...
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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