Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
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