you guys were way drunker than both of me
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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