Don't you send me to vm
I'm going to jail i love you
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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