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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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