I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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