He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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