I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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