I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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