Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm passing your future prison.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You almost got us killed.
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