hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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