Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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