YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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