sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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