and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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