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yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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