You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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