do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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