can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I had to cum in my sink.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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