but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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