I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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