My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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