if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
