She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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