I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
The ass gains better be worth it
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