he puts the penis in happiness.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
