Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I'm just crazy horny about you
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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