he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
You ruined the universe
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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