The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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