He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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