Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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