And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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