We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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