So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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