Duck Duck Cougar?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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