Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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