Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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