I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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